tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52182992012-02-16T17:37:22.305-08:00Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. H. L. MenckenJameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.comBlogger911100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-30858992758388360542011-08-21T18:23:00.000-07:002011-08-21T18:27:21.079-07:00

Eventually it will be determined that each individual emits a unique radio frequency response much like currently used RFI tags used to control inventory and discourage theft. Once an individual is 'tagged' they will be locatable almost anywhere on the planet. I suppose with this technology, any threat to the state could be made a pariah to his cohorts knowing that he had become a surveillance

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-83249051738408261492011-08-01T13:02:00.000-07:002011-08-01T13:04:17.959-07:00

CNN's Don Lemon is a simple-minded, self-important ass. He's the new generation of new's folks. He's a symptom of cultural decline.

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-53674039729785116152011-07-29T14:17:00.000-07:002011-07-29T14:20:49.310-07:00

Obozo has a secret plan!? I didn't know there was a Sesame Street in D.C. The president apparently thinks he's the adult and all the rest of the players supporting muppets.

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-91545375275798520822011-05-03T14:45:00.000-07:002011-05-03T14:55:16.647-07:00

What I find most notable about the elimination of Osama bin Laden is how underwhelming the whole thing is. There is of course a swoon of the media, thankful for something to emote about, and there's plenty of 'told ya so' going on about the Gitmo and enhanced interrogation. But after all, the bearded Bozo was mostly shut out of the contest anyway. Others have taken over. It's fair that he's

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-15085643564143038682011-04-28T13:46:00.000-07:002011-04-28T13:57:22.154-07:00

Rumor is, superman will be resigning his U.S. citizenship in order to take on more global crime-fighting concerns.So - a fictional character with fictional citizenship is going to pursue fictional global missions for the world's sake. Nonsense: the chief concern of this 'hero' is marketability. Why limit Superman's appeal with a made in USA stamp on him? There's a third-world out there with

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-32216809257698606822011-04-25T08:54:00.000-07:002011-04-25T09:00:24.827-07:00

I'd never heard of this guy until today, when I watched his breathless editorial about a 2nd rate cartoon. This guy is hysterical and pathetic. He'd be better off as a tent revival preacher. But then I guess he is in his way, speaking with his urgent sanctimony to the his particular brand of believers.

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-24366106620943900682011-04-19T16:54:00.000-07:002011-04-19T16:58:45.248-07:00

All this talk of extending the retirement age makes financial sense, but in the case of millions of 50-something americans that can't even find a job at Starbucks, it's colossal nonsense. I never actually thought I'd retire anyway, but I didn't expect the Banks and there's political bitches to make such a mess of everything.

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-8936076357471033872011-04-14T12:50:00.000-07:002011-04-14T12:51:10.576-07:00

is code for 'whites need not apply'

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-28979068176042719822011-03-25T16:18:00.000-07:002011-03-25T16:19:17.518-07:00

Drugs and alcohol are not creative, but rather revelatory.

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-85730645852848713552011-03-25T15:22:00.000-07:002011-03-25T15:32:06.679-07:00

There's this commonly claimed nonsense that schools and corporations are looking for 'out of the box thinkers' - 'interesting and unconventional individuals' to enroll or employ, yet all require applicants to fill out 10-12 pages of mind-numbing, and mostly irrelevant information about themselves. And this after all is to appeal and conform to the dullards of the personnel department who are as

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-56943102433581272392011-03-16T15:06:00.000-07:002011-03-16T18:55:48.274-07:00

A day doesn't go by without one hearing about the moral obligation of the wealthy to address the growing income gap and polarization of American Society. There's no doubt some truth to it - american greed has become legend. However, why is there never any significant criticism of the lower classes and their breeding habits. The 'poor' are reproducing themselves 4 to 5 times over. Is there

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-18530481243794328792011-03-16T11:58:00.000-07:002011-03-16T12:00:26.870-07:00

Those that can - doThose that can't - teachThose that can't teach - are career counselors.

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-9496747570681065992011-03-15T13:09:00.000-07:002011-03-16T21:36:14.532-07:00

One of the most preposterous and pathetic sentiments expressed by americans is the notion that taking any action whatsoever against an enemy might; ' just make him mad.' (That's like some guy trying to set your house on fire and you won't hose it out cause he might get wet.)So recently, as some hearings where held to explore the process of radicalization of muslims, there was the breathless

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-66506115140174923062011-02-25T17:12:00.000-08:002011-02-25T17:15:50.778-08:00

I pour a generous portion of vodka (Mon Polova) into a stainless steel shaker over several ice cubes, shake it vigorously and pour it into a chilled martini glass over two Kalamata olives and a bit of brine. I call it a "dirty Greek" Here's to democracy!

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-2237425154286681332011-01-27T23:16:00.000-08:002011-01-27T23:33:34.235-08:00

I've a simple suggestion to all those 'citizens' of america who insist on labeling themselves with a hyphen; i.e Chinese-American, Italian-American, African-American, and so on. If you must identify yourself with an ethnic group or nationality then place such labels --- AFTER THE HYPHEN. So if you think you're mexican heritage is important, then refer to yourself a American-mexican, or

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-59922557170010346502010-08-16T17:06:00.000-07:002010-08-16T17:10:54.492-07:00

I don't see the issue of the proposed islamic center in NYC - ground zero as a freedom of religion issue, but rather a legitimate concern of sedition. Islam is by design an adversary to all other form of government and religion. We should not welcome an Islamic center anymore than we should welcome an master race teaching institute.

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-69959461816686502442010-07-29T17:51:00.000-07:002010-07-29T18:04:45.649-07:00

I think it's high time the U.S. liberates Mexico from it's centuries of corrpution and bondage. Here's a way to get at least a 10 million spanish speakers onboard:Every illegal immigrant in the U.S. will be granted 40 acres and a tractor after the overthrow of the political system and all it's corrupt beneficiaries have been disenfranchised. It's be a lot easier than the ridiculous efforts in

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-41946171352767517422010-07-12T13:28:00.000-07:002010-07-12T13:37:20.505-07:00

I'm trying to register with a company called Central Casting on the off chance I may get some work as an 'extra'. An 'extra' is a human prop. Being an extra is an excercise in self-annihilation. So imagine my dismay to find out that in order to be considered to be a 'nobody special' I have to provide a current passport, or driver's license and Social Security Card or birth certificate.

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-42816014380403983432010-06-29T17:28:00.000-07:002010-06-29T17:34:51.735-07:00

Sustaining 2 million unemployed is too much of a risk for the national debt, but saving 30 thousand union jobs for GM is vital? The congressional swine are hitting new lows every month. What is a citizen supposed to take pride in about his country? In California, it's considered necessary to increase fines and other so-called fees in order to prevent the layoff of government employees, also

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-85005520371962869342010-05-16T21:49:00.000-07:002010-05-16T21:56:50.020-07:00

Okay, so I finally watched this movie, and I gotta say this is a fascist fag's dream come true. I know it's for young men - but for fuck's sake it's nothing but homo-erotic horse shit. I actually found the slaughter boring. Imagine the life of a real Spartan back then, because I know that at least according to historical accounts, the society really did put any child to death if it was less

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-85481018666837472012010-05-13T15:06:00.000-07:002010-05-13T15:10:53.571-07:00

WTF? The last two online purchases have included a tax on the shipping. In California, there was never a tax on services, only products. Since when and what slimy authority has now okayed this?California is out of control. These greedy government parasites are slowly killing the host - you know private citizens that actually produce things.

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-27472916666707173292010-05-11T16:42:00.000-07:002010-05-11T16:53:14.080-07:00

It's a much bigger celebration in the USA than in Mexico, due I'm told to the marketing of beer. So all these ignoramus protesters have capitalism to thank for the celebration in the first place. In any case, I've always wondered what Mexicans have to be so proud of anyway? The overwhelming majority of those in the USA legally or otherwise are here because their native country is so awful to

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-42212794123453612182010-02-22T11:43:00.000-08:002010-02-22T12:06:59.099-08:00

I bought a package of spaghetti years back because the noodles where 18", long and the label looked cool. The package itself was simply a large piece of blue butcher paper that had been wrapped around a bunch of noodles, and cellophane taped closed with a colorful, old country-looking label. I thought it would be fun to cook them up and roll them on a fork. Because of the length however,

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-909921597150182942009-11-17T16:03:00.000-08:002009-11-17T16:04:15.871-08:00

Who's a thought Obama would turn out to be Millie Vanillie?

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-53316777345821628102009-10-19T23:00:00.000-07:002009-10-19T23:02:40.077-07:00

I'm suggesting there be a rating system for 'journalists' based on the ratio of accuracy to bullshit, that gives a quarterly as well as lifetime average.

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-17918241357865661372009-09-04T13:00:00.000-07:002009-09-04T13:40:10.250-07:00

The Obama administration has let us know that it's going to reduce the annual pay raise for federal employees from 2.4% to 2.0%. The amount to cover the reduced amount is 19.9 billion dollars.On the other hand, as a private citizen-freelancer, having made an honest mistake on my income tax return in 2006 owed the IRS an additional 1300.00. I made some payments on an installment plan, but then

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-20943908731683493042009-07-10T17:13:00.000-07:002009-07-10T17:15:04.535-07:00

The problem I always have with 'to do' list is that as soon as I finish making one, I get so overwhelmed, I just lay down and take a nap.

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-15567640020264682312009-05-07T14:00:00.000-07:002009-05-07T15:06:32.653-07:00

I looked into getting work as an elevator repairman. It's a Union job, and it pays well. The apprenticeship process requires one to submit an application and take a competency test. However, no application is accepted unless a sealed copy of one's high school transcripts are provided.I dropped out of high school in 1975. However, later in life, I requalified myself, went on to university

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-27676160344649250102009-05-06T23:29:00.000-07:002009-05-06T23:35:44.759-07:00

What a vile little prick this guy is. If I were gay, I'd be quite embarrassed that the likes of this ignoramus was presuming to speak on my behalf or anyone else's. That nasty little attack he made on some young woman has made him popular apparently and like a crack whore after the next puff, he's out of control. News of his demise will be as welcome as the birds singing in the morning.

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-37660305430326160592009-04-13T21:22:00.000-07:002009-04-13T21:33:26.698-07:00

Tell me you're a talented writing staff that can take a fascinating scientifically plausible concept and create truly compelling intelligent entertainment ...Oops, never-mind, you're working for a network after all. Bring on the nonsense and close ups, the trite and implausible! Ratings rule! Sell more shit to the idiots.Giving good ideas to television is like handing over an iphone to a dog.

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-26881219962710244272009-04-08T15:37:00.000-07:002009-04-08T16:12:43.293-07:00

"La Raza (literally "The Race") is sometimes used to denote people of Chicano (i.e. Mexican American) and Mexican descent and the Latino world, as well by mestizos who share Native American or national Hispanic heritage." ---wikipedia It's also the name of a "consciousness raising" political organization that while absurdly protesting racist America, demands and receives millions in federal

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-12601882001862875772009-04-01T18:21:00.001-07:002009-04-01T18:42:17.522-07:00

"Interestingly, the residents of Washington DC don't have representation in Congress because the District of Columbia isn't a state. We have 'shadow representatives' that can't vote on bills. 500,000 Americans who suffer from 'no representation without taxation.'" Michael E., Washington D.C., USAsk this fellow if he's any idea why this is so. He'll be clueless. He'll probably start

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-45225478031491865982009-03-25T23:10:00.000-07:002009-03-25T23:14:06.089-07:00

Question: How many stars are in our galaxy?Answer: Recent estimates are 400 Billion give or take 50%So at the most, there are fewer stars in the Milky way than dollars being printed up by the Federal Reserve.

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-48925785317030828872009-03-13T17:58:00.000-07:002009-03-13T18:17:49.962-07:00

The government and culture of the U.S. has been designed over time to make life as comfortable, and as lucrative as possible, for accountants, lawyers, bankers, and elected officials. In other words, it's a parasite's paradise. Those that actually produce goods and services outside the banking and legal sectors are fed upon by an arrogant, swinish minority. It's appalling to watch the

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-43962586080968313972009-03-13T16:34:00.000-07:002009-04-08T16:15:09.871-07:00

This is what I want to do: I want to download the transactions from last year into a program. I want the program to take all the transactions and sort them by categories such as 'date', 'amount', 'vendor', etc. Once sorted, I want to select all transactions by a particular vendor and assign them a tax category. I would also like to choose the size of the type used in the program to make

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-25004993617385241132009-03-13T13:59:00.000-07:002009-03-13T14:15:38.555-07:00

I've just spent the last few hours entering data about last year's financial transactions only to find out that I'd made a mistake - even though the program 'Quicken' indicated it was responding as I expected. All this of course is to satisfy the IRS's presumption of guilt, in the event they decide to take a look at me. It's a damned yearly chore, and months of anxiety, just to prove that I'm

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-59954236967019092032009-02-13T10:58:00.000-08:002009-02-13T11:00:52.959-08:00

It's my term, I've coined it. Its mine, mine, mine.

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-76192318176299883682009-02-12T18:24:00.001-08:002009-02-12T18:24:58.878-08:00

Judy Woodruff is a dishonest twat.

Uncle Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06250321317985453186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-1170125473045760562007-01-29T18:50:00.000-08:002007-01-29T18:51:13.056-08:00

In my opinion, Time-Warner is a criminal organization.

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-1139015629843447972006-02-03T17:04:00.000-08:002006-02-03T17:13:49.853-08:00

I was supposed to start a detox program today, but I was was given the wrong directions to the center and never found it. When I got home and called it was made clear, but I'd have to wait until next week to start. I was disappointed, angry and felt like crying or killing. I made it all the way home without stopping at a liqueur store. But it was Friday night, and I'd nothing to look forward

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-1138173789181288502006-01-24T23:20:00.000-08:002006-01-24T23:23:09.190-08:00

I'm on the internet tonight reading postings in the rant and rave section of Craig's list and I come across this post titled "re:re:re: Brad Pitt's Penis". Now my first instinct is - oh for Pete's sake don't open that ... but then there it is ... and it says "damn, no wonder Jennifer left him". Now as I'm scrolling down the list to find the previous post I'm thinking what kind of low-life shit

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-1138169671387840532006-01-24T22:13:00.000-08:002006-01-24T22:14:31.396-08:00

This I think is a perfect personal ad for the entire city of Los Angeles:I turn heads when I walk in a room - tall, long legs, beautiful features. I'm also intelligent, friendly and frequently kind to strangers. I am looking for a genuine connection with a gentleman who is intelligent, cultured, traveled, self-aware and successful. I am especially attracted to men who have built their own empires

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-1138163461855304772006-01-24T20:29:00.000-08:002006-01-24T20:31:01.866-08:00

Europe, 1349Bands of hooded men, wearing white robes marked front and back with a red cross, are moving to and fro across Europe, attempting to atone for the ravages of the Black Death by whipping themselves in ritual public ceremonies.The Flagellant Brahren, as they are known, believe that the plague is a punishment for human sin, and that by scourging themselves they can show mankind's

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-1138043376009330552006-01-23T11:08:00.000-08:002006-01-23T11:09:36.023-08:00

My career is looking up:hi,I found your headshot through lacasting.comwould you be interested in auditioning for the lead role in 'the Creep'? It's a short movie, shot on film with pro crew. We'll be shooting for 4 days on Feb 16th through the 19th - around UCLA campus area (I'm a graduate student at the UCLA film school). Hope you're available then.how is Tuesday, Feb 24th look like for

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-1137878773906481592006-01-21T13:21:00.000-08:002006-01-21T13:26:13.916-08:00

Angry? Me? Well, yes as a matter of fact, and I invite you to go through life with a face like mine and an unreliable six inch pecker and give me your results.All you nice-looking freaks that subscribe to the philosophy that one generates one's reality by thinking are pathetically deluded.You couldn't begin to imagine the things I have, and here I am after all, writing screeds to the abyss.

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-1137838921977908532006-01-21T02:14:00.000-08:002006-01-21T02:22:01.976-08:00

It's tomorrow now for over two hours. I've been perusing the JDate site after putting up a profile under the name Pontius. I'm a bit morbid and strangely romantic. I'm sad and horny, imagine the theme from the Godfather playing. I write down just what I'm thinking and after I submit my profile, I'm immediatly shown a number of women who are online. I send them a form message/flirt which is

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-1137833151890797592006-01-21T00:34:00.000-08:002006-01-21T02:04:05.460-08:00

I stand in my kitchen quiet and very stillThere's this old electic clock and it's little motor isthe only sound in the apartmentTime is being kept and I notice it's tomorrow nowand today laterI'll go to see a therapistI'll tell her about the failure that is my life and of courseshe will sympathize professionallyI'll pay the lowest rate allowed on the sliding scalelosers get a discountlater I'll

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-1137270386170116512006-01-14T12:23:00.000-08:002006-01-14T12:26:26.170-08:00

Still alive - not dead yet. It's been three years I think, and I'm suprised they still have me up here. It's raining in Los Angeles. The light is cold pale gray. My house smells old and dust covers everything. Even the cat is smelling old. My life is an empty affair.

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-1062701388475267942003-09-04T11:49:00.000-07:002003-09-04T11:49:48.463-07:00

The almost-alcoholic fills justified in pouring himself a drink at a minute past noon. The all-the-way alcoholic starts pouring at 11:30 as soon as his hand stops shaking.

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-957333182003-06-16T16:21:00.000-07:002003-06-16T16:36:27.000-07:00

Some wisdom from the Kama Sutra The following women are not to be enjoyed: · A leper · A lunatic · A woman turned out of caste · A woman who reveals secrets · A woman who publicly expresses desire for sexual intercourse · A woman who is extremely white · A woman who is extremely black · A bad-smelling woman · A woman who is a near relation · A woman who is a female friend · A woman

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-951648222003-06-01T14:43:00.000-07:002003-06-01T20:47:50.000-07:00

There's a sexual act called "Blumping". This act consists of one person giving fellatio while the recipient is having a bowel movement. That's all I know about it. I don't know if a toilet is necessary, some folks are more outdoorsy types. Now, I know that being "Judgmental" is frowned on these days, but in my opinion, people that engage in this sort of thing are some damn queer ducks! And

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-950960772003-05-30T13:55:00.000-07:002003-06-01T19:59:40.000-07:00

So, it's a $5.50 glass of Wild Turkey, a smokey bar and a mediocre band with it's amps up too loud. But it's some kind of stimulation after all and I've this little book to talk too. They start something up with an acoustic guitar in a minor key and I settle into my drink. Now one must always give credit for effort and I do, but the lead of this group is some lame and blameless kid singing

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-950550832003-05-29T16:13:00.000-07:002003-05-31T18:23:13.000-07:00

I met an actress last night at my favorite bar. We had met before at an acting workshop intensive. (Yeah, I do that) She's absolutely beautiful; on par with Cameron Diaz! We hadn't really talked at the intensive, although we did a read together, and I of course had wondered what she might be like to spend time with (among other things). She recognized me immediately, and I was given a

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-950522252003-05-29T14:51:00.000-07:002003-05-29T14:52:00.000-07:00

How to make a martini: Place three ice cubes in 8 ounce glass. Take bottle of Vodka out of freezer and pour enough to cover the cubes. Add a capful of vermouth and forget the fucking olive. It's been awhile. I'm moody. If you're not moody, you're not paying attention. That, or your prescription is much better than mine.

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-929990222003-04-21T12:38:00.000-07:002003-04-21T12:41:39.000-07:00

Easter Sunday. I'm dining alone at a nice restaurant. I'm having a steak and a glass of Cabernet. Here's to resurrections, and the greatest Jew in showbiz there ever was or will be! Driving over here I was listening to a discussion on the radio regarding the obvious fascination, and in many cases a desire bordering on addiction, of watching war coverage. In as much as there's always an armed

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-929451632003-04-20T13:51:00.000-07:002003-04-20T13:52:33.000-07:00

It's not that I'm particularly fond of Bush; Indeed, I thought it was remarkably silly to use the word "Crusade" when characterizing the invasion, ("Liberation") however, I find his detractors even more contemptible, and many more times hypocritical. In one breath, they call him an idiot and in the next accuse him of duplicity. Bush has said out right that he "doesn't do nuance". I think

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-929442582003-04-20T13:24:00.000-07:002003-04-20T13:37:34.000-07:00

Walking to the coffee shop this morning, I passed by the Santa Monica Sunday Farmer's market. Here's where all right-thinking, friendly fascists gather to remind themselves what fine folks they are and just how awful the world's become since Bush stole the election. There was as per form, a table of flyers calling attention to the many crimes being committed by the Republicans, and even a

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With all the care taken to avoid the destruction of historic sites in Iraq, I'm wondering why there were no arrangements made to protect the Bagdad Museum from looters. Well, shit happens. I've been hearing about several guys younger than I dropping dead from natural causes lately. A troubling thing to contemplate; there's this milestone in life when most people younger than you have

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-925666032003-04-13T22:54:00.000-07:002003-04-20T13:55:38.000-07:00

She was seated, well-poised, and waiting Her face showed intelligence as well as beauty She took care of her body She had the sweetest voice ... I sat down beside her Like a finalist in the lottery She was a workaholic and hated mistakes She named her little dogs "Cash", "Money", and "Diamonds" She married her husband because he kept asking her too. She gets angry if he makes the same mistake

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-925609612003-04-13T20:49:00.000-07:002003-04-13T23:02:30.000-07:00

My house stinks. I think some of it is coming from the carpet in the bedroom, which has been there at least 25 years. There's only so much a vacuum can do after all. I also suspect the cat may have yacked up somewhere, but I can't locate anything specific. Of course I should be more conscientious about emptying the trash, and cleaning out the trap in the kitchen sink. I've become

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-922427052003-04-08T13:31:00.000-07:002003-04-08T19:03:14.000-07:00

So if the economy doesn't pickup soon maybe I ought to go Baghdad. Heaven knows there'll be plenty of work there. And the number of single women available should be outstanding!

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What if Bush and company turn out to be correct? What will the enlightened and caring bunch have to say; "Half Empty" I suppose. I know it's downright annoying to have a president that embarrassing to listen too. His enthusiasm and its awkward expression are almost creepy. Those pronouncements about the imminent liberation of the Iraqi people are a bit much too, especially with the "God's on

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-921843532003-04-07T17:17:00.000-07:002003-04-07T17:17:32.373-07:00

THIS IS AN ANXIETY ATTACK: Drink 10 cups of good strong coffee in about an hour, then have a very confused, trembling, wild-eyed psychopath point a gun in your face and ask in a most desperate tone whether life has any meaning. I think that kinda describes it.

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-921187462003-04-06T18:50:00.000-07:002003-04-07T17:21:38.000-07:00

"Life always has unexplainable circumstances which are often used by God to accomplish His work." -from the "Left Behind" website. This begs the question; which circumstances God pays no attention too; like for instance Nazi Death camps.

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This is rich, and reminds of a famous Monty Python bit regarding Eric ... "Fifteen years after the dog licence was abolished, the Labour-led Scottish government is planning a licensing system for exotic fish such as the rosy red minnow, the black bullhead catfish and the sterlet. Anyone who owns exotic fish without a licence will face fines of up to £2,500. Health and safety officials will

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From last evening until early this morning, I've been pleasantly inebriated, although the memory of my activities is as surreal and fading as a dream. I'd taken my last ten-spot and gone to the Circle Bar. In order to save money, I drank a good deal of Sake before I left. This isn't I know, a productive coping strategy, but well ... I pride myself on consistency. Still, I suspect at some

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-920735952003-04-05T21:04:00.000-08:002003-04-05T21:06:36.000-08:00

The next stage already! She's sent the next three prescribed questions: 1. When do you feel most afraid? "I don't really remember." 2. Does life look good to you right now? Describe your current emotional health. "It's a half full perspective - I'm struggling as an actor and while I'm more excited about my life than ever, I'm also the most poor than I've ever been. It's more important to look

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-920722032003-04-05T20:30:00.000-08:002003-04-05T20:40:38.000-08:00

Well, things are moving right along with the latest match. As to my suspicions, review the info below and ponder whether or not she thinks as I suspect: "Below are a list of 'Must Haves' and 'Can't Stands'. Review this list carefully and ask yourself honestly: How many of these criteria fit with who I am? There will be ample time for you to ask for clarification of items and her

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-920704262003-04-05T19:47:00.000-08:002003-04-05T20:07:36.000-08:00

Well, another email has arrived notifying me of a potential mate. She seems to be in the Green Party/Hate Republicans camp, so I have my doubts, and of course, she's also my age. But maybe she's in the same state as I regarding the chronology of my age, and the shape my body is in. In any case I'm given the pitch below: "Remember, a match from eHarmony is not ordinary and does not happen very

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-920543382003-04-05T12:22:00.000-08:002003-04-05T12:23:35.000-08:00

It's cold. The wind blows through my beach shack enough to move the curtains. I'm reluctant to heat the place as it's so quickly lost through the walls and loose windows. After awhile I seek relief by laying under my blankets. Then I sleep. Another woman has responded to my queries on dHarmony, no picture yet , maybe she's an absolute beauty that wants to be sure the man she meets is

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-920231012003-04-04T20:31:00.000-08:002003-04-05T11:58:26.000-08:00

I can't stand to sit in my apartment for more than a few hours. I've no desire to watch TV, or read, or write anything for that matter. I'm going mad I suppose; the lack of success, the lack of patience, the lack of nookie, give me reason/excuse to reach for the bottle and a credit card. I hate the internet.

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-920189782003-04-04T18:52:00.000-08:002003-04-05T11:59:01.000-08:00

Okay, I know I'm living in paradise, at least compared to most folks, especially in Missouri, but due to unforeseen circumstances, i.e. being a failure, and my admittedly lax financial oversight of late, I discovered today that I've a mere 29 dollars left in my bank account. It's troubling of course to have so little money, but it's even more unnerving having mailed off checks yesterday for

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-919560802003-04-03T19:19:00.001-08:002003-04-05T12:08:51.000-08:00

An email sent to Bill O'Reilly: A few days ago I was handed an email from the Iraqi front. It came from a U.S. Army Colonel in the Third Infantry Division. He is deeply angered over much of the reporting he is seeing in the American media. I have to protect his identity because the Pentagon does not like its officers going off the reservation and providing journalists like me this kind of

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-919560812003-04-03T19:19:00.000-08:002003-04-03T19:23:05.000-08:00

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Well, I'm not getting any response to my queries regarding employment as a crime scene cleanup guy. What the hell, is this another one of those professions that require some kind of connection or family history like say Show biz? I received an invitation to communicate with some woman thru the eHarmony system, But when I tried to respond, I was immediately taken to the payment plan page.

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-918011472003-04-01T15:08:00.000-08:002003-04-05T12:14:38.000-08:00

Well, it's not bad for a day's worth of phone calls - I've a new unemployment claim in the system,and an initial appointment with a doctor through my health insurance that began today as well, which I'm led to understand the difference in cost to me is 725.00. Yeah baby! Welcome to the other side of the scam! The casting agency called and they've a day player role for me - when it rains it

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-917875352003-04-01T11:16:00.000-08:002003-04-05T12:09:32.000-08:00

I'm on the phone this morning dealing with the unemployment office, and the "Work source department", and the "This" department and the "That" Department, and I'm actually having a rather pleasant time of it I think, because before dialing, I'd become lightly stewed on some hot Sake. Sake (Rice Wine) is quite magical - it is I think one of the best social lubricants ever concocted. Indeed,

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It's Ceasar Chavez day here in California, which means the unemployment office is closed and I'll have to wait yet another day before the claim checks arrive. Yeah, I know, I feel awful about my reliance on tax money, but then I remind myself about folks like Kenneth Lay and the rest of the White collar energy scumbags that within the space of 15 seconds stole ten times my yearly income, and who

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-917290322003-03-31T12:37:00.000-08:002003-04-05T12:03:33.000-08:00

War Coverage; MSNBC - Let's make it look really cool! For Pete?s sake they've a graphic fest that would make Andy Warhol cream his tights. This is after all, news about killing people. It's disgusting, and speaks volumes about the culture we are part of. That kind of shallowness exists because there's a huge market for it. Shit sells - and sells well. This is also what out troops are '

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-916935052003-03-30T23:02:00.000-08:002003-04-05T12:01:21.000-08:00

"Congratulations! We're very happy that our matching system has several highly compatible matches for you. The next step towards creating a successful relationship is to choose an eHarmony membership option and begin communicating." Everytime I follow the directions I'm taken back to the home page that asks me to log in again. That's a relationship worth noting. What a bunch of nicely layed

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-916836702003-03-30T19:41:00.000-08:002003-04-05T12:10:24.000-08:00

No one likes us-I don't know why We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try But all around, even our old friends put us down Let's drop the big one and see what happens We give them money-but are they grateful? No, they're spiteful and they're hateful They don't respect us-so let's surprise them We'll drop the big one and pulverize them Asia's crowded and Europe's too old Africa

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-916802832003-03-30T18:39:00.000-08:002003-03-30T19:17:39.000-08:00

Regarding the 'peace now' mentality: I suspect a great deal of these sorts are more interested in being morally correct than pragmatically focused. Now with the war on, it's of little use to the people suffering, to be staging protests and burning effigies. You've made your point; you're the enlightened, wise, and loving members of the human race - so much better than those who disagree

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-916676922003-03-30T14:07:00.000-08:002003-03-30T14:20:22.000-08:00

I'm always considering a way to generate income and actually be interested in what I'm doing. This is a hard call. I've a short attention span as well as a respectfully high IQ. I'm not really suited to a waiter type job, or anything else that's "service oriented". I hate the public after all, and the last thing I need is attitude from some 20-something rich kid over his salad

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-916622542003-03-30T12:02:00.000-08:002003-03-30T12:02:09.343-08:00

I've been in denial about it for two days now, but it seems I've actually lost my notebook. Two months worth of observations, poetry, and laments. Damn!! This is as unbeilavable as news of a friends death. I keep thinking it must be lost in the car or somewhere, regardlesss of the fact that I've searched every possible place three times. I hope whoever finds it will have the decency to

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-916549602003-03-30T09:08:00.000-08:002003-03-30T11:39:12.000-08:00

Well, my friend traded in his SUV for a Mini cooper. It's beautiful thing. But I'm troubled by the shallow envy I'm feeling - after all it's a material thing, a car for pete's sake! - and a diminishing asset as well. But it's annoying when your friends can afford your good taste and you remain a critic on the bus. Yesterday, before really considering it, I notified everyone on my email list

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-916330862003-03-29T20:02:00.000-08:002003-04-04T19:08:23.000-08:00

It's a shame really, I've been practicing for years now to deal with the so-called midlife crisis by pretending I'm 40 before I actually was. Now, much to the disdain of my conscious and self-esteem, I've been claiming to be 35. I mean I'm encouraged when those I tell the truth too think I'm lying about my age. (And no, they're not just being nice, fuck you, you jealous bastard.) But vanity

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The neighbors are yuppie scum, driving Cadillac Escalades and feigning interest in the environment. They purchased a couple of kids as well as a big house from which they evicted ten tenants and then subjected the neighborhood to two years of daily construction noise as they "restored" the historically significant house to it's original splendor. Now they have a dog out back to protect their

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-916207162003-03-29T14:22:00.000-08:002003-03-29T14:23:43.000-08:00

Drinking hot sake and ingesting sedatives. I'm neglecting my chores, the cat needs some more dry food. Don't care. Don't care. I'm the luckiest man on the planet and I can't even bring myself to open a window. Filled out some forms on eHarmony, posted a picture. Anything's possible right? But I'm being matched up with women my age! I'm trying to change my birthday in the "about me"

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-916169922003-03-29T12:42:00.000-08:002003-03-29T12:42:37.560-08:00

Oops, sorry, I was looking for the Drudge report.

Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11985054233090680117noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5218299.post-915867512003-03-28T20:50:00.000-08:002003-04-05T12:12:46.000-08:00

Who on either side of the 'war/no war' argument really gives a damn about the Iraqis? I don't. At least not anymore than their so-called Arab brothers who're just fine it seems with Saddam's barbarism. I think most everyone else doesn't either - it's just a stand to make us look good and the other look bad. I'm not sold on the idea of sacrificing young americans and billions of dollars to

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3/26 Awoke early, laid in bed listening to the war coverage. Every statement made by the Whitehouse or Pentagon is characterized as an admission. 'General Myers admitted that the fighting was intense.' It's news right, not a cross examination. It shows the starting point of the 'objective' reporters covering the event. It's a nasty bunch we're up against. After losing nine marines to an

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