I'm on the internet tonight reading postings in the rant and rave section of Craig's list and I come across this post titled "re:re:re: Brad Pitt's Penis". Now my first instinct is - oh for Pete's sake don't open that ... but then there it is ... and it says "damn, no wonder Jennifer left him". Now as I'm scrolling down the list to find the previous post I'm thinking what kind of low-life shit is this, who would post such a thing ... and then there it was ... "re"re: Brad Pitt's penis". And it was apparently some gay guy that wanted to see his butt instead. So now I'm pretty disgusted because I really Brad and I can't stand this kind of small-minded, anonymous, gossipy shhh - stuff.

I wasn't going to look at the original posting ... but then I realized I'd already defiled myself, and I might as well see what all the talk's about ... and then there he was - naked. And I see him you know .. naked and I'm thinking, 'so what's the problem here?' I mean I've done some research on it and according to my sources I'm - he's just average.

Nothing wrong with that.

And then I thought, hey, that's pretty cool; Brad Pitt and I have something in common.