It's tomorrow now for over two hours. I've been perusing the JDate site after putting up a profile under the name Pontius. I'm a bit morbid and strangely romantic. I'm sad and horny, imagine the theme from the Godfather playing. I write down just what I'm thinking and after I submit my profile, I'm immediatly shown a number of women who are online. I send them a form message/flirt which is all that is allowed for the free membership. After about 10 minutes I rececive an email notiflying me that someone has responded, but when I try to check the message I'm taken to the purchase membership page. Shit! What if the message is just some welcome thing generated by the goddamned computer? 35 dollars just to say hello? Why is it that every encounter with a woman ends up costing money?

I went back into my profile and slipped in an email address in the "What is a perfect first date" category.