This is rich, and reminds of a famous Monty Python bit regarding Eric ...

"Fifteen years after the dog licence was abolished, the Labour-led Scottish government is planning a licensing system for exotic fish such as the rosy red minnow, the black bullhead catfish and the sterlet.

Anyone who owns exotic fish without a licence will face fines of up to £2,500. Health and safety officials will also be given special powers to enter people's homes to confiscate and destroy unlicensed fish.

The move has enraged the usually passive community of aquaria and pond owners, who face no such legislation in England.

Ian Botham, the former England cricketer who owns aquaria and fishing lakes in Scotland, said: "It is ridiculous that politicians need to dictate who can and cannot keep fish.

'Anyone should be able to keep their own pond or fish tank without seeking permission from the law. Is this the best way that Scottish politicians have found to fill their time?'"
©Telegraph Group Limited