Beat a Hacker today

Honestly, I think the most appropriate response when introduced to someone that's known as or even proud of the fact they are 'hackers' should be a punch in the face - maybe a couple and a kick in the balls to finish it off.  It's because of these motherfuckers that every goddamned thing done on the internet is such a fucking nuisance.  Passwords, security questions, security codes, "forgot your password?", " forgot your user name?"  - all the time and keystrokes necessary to accomplish the most trivial task is a daily mind fuck, and all of it's because some little prick can't leave what's not his business alone.  After kicking the mother fucker, stop on his fucking fingers so they'll be useless for a good long while.  Maybe blinding the jack-off would be indicated, for the betterment of the world in general.  Just saying ...