The neighbors are yuppie scum, driving Cadillac Escalades and feigning interest in the environment. They purchased a couple of kids as well as a big house from which they evicted ten tenants and then subjected the neighborhood to two years of daily construction noise as they "restored" the historically significant house to it's original splendor.

Now they have a dog out back to protect their property that barks at everything all day. I can't begin to describe the contempt they engender in me. It's impossible to concentrate with a barking dog that rivals a garbage truck in volume.

The boomer generation is the most self-absorbed bunch of hypocrites to ever come down the pipe. I think my neighbors as well as their hero Bill Clinton epitomizes all of it perfectly - precious bastards.